| McDull Swimming Song Translation:
Take A Shower from Head to Toe
Through the Footbath You Should Go
Please Make Sure that You Are Seen
Wearing Only What is Clean
Into the Water Nothing Spill
And do not Swim When You are Ill.
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| As I sit here spinning my pen over and over again, I start to wonder whether karma really exists. Perhaps in my last life I was a serial killer, which may explain my sick sense of humour. Crushed puppies and kids hanging out of windows by a leg amuse me to the point of hilarity while ormal?funny things fail to arouse the slightest reaction from me. Are bad things done to me, or are bad things caused by my presence? What big questions to ask, and what small answers it brings, and how tiny a difference they will make. Hold on, I not being grammatically, cognitively or logically correct. Fuck that.
Yes, it a sick sad little world. |
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| 1800 (Students) * 9000 (school fees per month) * 9 (months in a school year) = Total revenue from students.
$145800000.00HKD (Not including salary made from renting out facilities and teacher salaries)
Toner costs = HKD$199,000
199,000/145800000
=.001
Toner costs = .1% of school income.
Energy costs per year = 200,000HKD
= .1% of school income.
Let 500 sheets of paper cost 7GBP
(http://www.amazon.co.uk/HP-Plain-paper-white-sheet/dp/B00095MQ0S/sr=8-4/qid=1171446078/ref=sr_1_4/026-6688694-7929253?ie=UTF8&s=electronics)
7 * 14HKD = 98HKD.
Say KGV uses 150,000 sheets of paper every school year.
150,000/500 = 300 (stacks of 500 sheets of paper)
300 * 98 = 29,400
Which equals 0.02% of school income.
So all of this stuff added up equals 0.22% of the school income.
Go fuck yourself, Mrs T., 10%.
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